i'm now graduated from college, so these free days and nights aren't just another summer, where it's expected that i spend my days running around in the sun and my nights eating s'mores and star-gazing, like an irresponsible teenager.
no no, my friends, this glorious time off is what they call "unemployment".
but lest you think all i do is spend my time sitting around, eating bon bons and watching the Price is Right [i mean, that's maybe 1 day out of 7], here are some unofficial job titles i've held in these past two and a half weeks:
professional fake eyelash applicator
professional fishing cheerleader
[not as exciting as it sounds]
professional date night blazer wearer. also, queso eater.
professional self-wedding planner.
[more on that tomorrow]
professional volleyball watcher. also, body part waker upper.
[my butt is one of the first things that falls asleep, i've noticed]
andddd professional crafter.
not to mention, i've become pretty darn good at unloading the dishwasher, painting my nails outside, bar trivia, applying for [real] jobs, and getting tired before 11 pm, like a grown up.
maybe these are all things i can put on my resume?
any employer that counts being joyfully lazy as a skill is a friend of mine.