everybody needs books like these

i'm too sleepy tonight for a full, fancy post, so here are some fun, family-friendly children's books that i would have loved to received as a child.

not.

#1: "No to Drugs and Alcohol: A Guide to the Usage of Children"

let's hope that it means a different thing than the literal translation. 

#2: "Don't Touch My Body!: How to Talk about Sexual Abuse" 

first, let's talk about that fire hazard of a lit candle burning on this elf child's head.

both found in a Catholic monastery gift store on St. Honoraut Island, of course.

neither purchased.

-wildchild