my oh my

inspired a little bit by this post, by this charming, witty, and pretty woman,

today's post will be comprised of love letters.

probably a few un-love ones too, just cause sometimes, i'm sassy.

dear seagull,

    what the junk. i'm sitting right here. stop getting so close to me that i'm afraid i'm gonna get bird flu and go find your own bench with a scenic view.

dear little sister,

  i understand that i’m just so cool that you want to be just like me, but this was my hair first. go get your own image. and personality. and taste in clothes. actually, not that last one. that one makes shopping for you easy.

dear hotstuff,

   thank you for shaving that thing off your face. this is the one i’ve been missing.

dear french people,

  you are just so quaint with your shutters and flower boxes and clothes drying on the line outside your window. a little cliché, but quaint.  this is one little styling tip I will be taking home.

dear budget,

  i’m used to being a poor college student. and i love me some italian food. but noodles and butter for every meal this week is taking things a little too far. it’s time to splurge on a nice meal out.

dear god,

  you done good. thank you.

last, but my oh my, not least:

dear bed,

  i’m coming back now. don’t even worry your comfy little head.

love love love,

-wildchild